INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The U.S. Geologic Survey reports that an earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 5.4 has struck the midwest.
The USGS Web site says the quake was centered near West Salem, Illinois, or about 40 miles northwest of Evansville, Indiana.
The earthquake was felt as far north as Kokomo, Rochester and Warsaw in Indiana, as well as in Evansville and Indianapolis. It shook tall buildings in downtown Indianapolis.
There were no immediate reports of injuries.
Surely our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has seen fit to end the tyranny of the communist conspiracy working to overthrow freedeom, and has decided that the destruction of the earth is the answer.
Yay, earthquakes in diverse places, rumors of war, etc.(you get the picture). These, fellow citizens, are signs the like of which we have never before seen.