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The First Trumpet Sound of the Apocalypse?
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The U.S. Geologic Survey reports that an earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 5.4 has struck the midwest.
The USGS Web site says the quake was centered near West Salem, Illinois, or about 40 miles northwest of Evansville, Indiana.
The earthquake was felt as far north as Kokomo, Rochester and Warsaw in Indiana, as well as in Evansville and Indianapolis. It shook tall buildings in downtown Indianapolis.
There were no immediate reports of injuries.
Surely our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has seen fit to end the tyranny of the communist conspiracy working to overthrow freedeom, and has decided that the destruction of the earth is the answer.
Yay, earthquakes in diverse places, rumors of war, etc.(you get the picture). These, fellow citizens, are signs the like of which we have never before seen.
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Posted by Andrew Jackson April 21, 2008
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Good Citizen ema,
Alas, as a former President, I find my time greatly taxed. As you might imagine, my experience in matters foreign and domestic are often requested. I have found myself increasingly at the side of our good President George W. Bush. I shall list a "link" to the www.myspace.com "site" if you should wish for additional information. Please understand that these internets are new to me, so my "profile" is rather sparse at this particular moment. http://www.myspace.c...ackson Your friend and fellow rugby enthusiast, A. Jackson Former Prez Arch nemesis to LOAFCQAAC |
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Posted by ema April 19, 2008
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Andrew - You must have a lot of time on your hands. Have you thought about volunteering for a worthy cause? I tried those Crest strips - had trouble with them staying in place. I'm sure you're being facetious here. I mostly enjoy the humor.
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Posted by corrections April 18, 2008
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trying and tanya agree on something? The apocalypse IS coming!
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Posted by kentuckycat1 April 18, 2008
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I feel ya trying!
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Posted by Andrew Jackson April 18, 2008
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Good Citizen trying,
I shan't be unduly alarmed should I find that you are among those in Satan's employ: either you are with the ACLU, EFF or the Little Orphan Annie Fan Club and Quilt Associaton of Anderson County. I am simply fulfilling my dut as a good Christian by converting dirty unbelievers...and backsliders. http://www.myspace.c...ackson -Your friend in Armageddon A Jackson Former Prez and spokesman for Crest Whitestrips (they're grrreeatt!) |
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Posted by trying April 18, 2008
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Go back to the loony bin!
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