I read with great interest about the upcoming Olympics. I love sports because there are so many that I will never, ever try, much less be proficient at. Quite sure that rhythmic gymnastics and trampoline aren’t my sports. At 6-foot-1 and 260 pounds, I’d make a trampoline look like a funnel.

John Arnett

John Arnett

And a marathon race is no good for me. As I’ve said before, I wouldn’t run 26.2 miles unless I was chased by a werewolf. And a big one, at that.

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